Shut It, You

Yeah, yeah, been quite on here recently. Look at that panel, it's from Satan (again) by Alan Grant and Arthur Ranson.

Next week Merlin series two begins and so does the snark, along with some kind of respectable posting schedule. Expect the snark filled recap a couple of days after transmission.

Toilets Are Always Funny (Unless You're Watching The Spirit Movie)

From 'Welcome Back Frank' #10 by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon.

Judge Anderson Will Kick You Straight Out of the Comic!

From "Judge Death Lives" by Wagner and Grant with art by Brian Bolland.

Deadpool Plays Street Fighter

(click to embiggen as usual)

Deadpool breaks out the deadliest uppercut of all in Deadpool #27 - words by Joe Kelly, pencils by Walter McDaniel.

Anatomy of a Chainsword

Don't buy one of these for a Dalek at Christmas, it'll be awkward.

The Daleks Always Invited The Wrong Guests

Gaze Into The Fist Of...Batman?!

So this one time Batman went on holiday to Mega City One and ended up with a parking ticket.



I'm sure Judge Dredd will overlook that minor misdemeanour...

From Judgement On Gotham; words by Alan Grant & John Wagner and art by the infamous Simon Bisley.

Satan Hates It When You Sneak a Look at His Battleships

Judge Anderson is on the receiving end of one of Satan's feared maneuvers - the sucker pimp slap.



From the trade paperback 'Satan' written by Alan Grant and illustrated by Arthur Ranson.

Batman's Spring Loaded Fist

Guy Gardner meets Batman's fist.



KO

Art by the wonderful Kevin Maguire from Justice League International #5

Stop Sniggering At The Back, It's A Perfectly Reasonable Sound Effect

This panel is infamous and most of you will have already seen it, but in the interests of cheap comedy and completeness I have to post this delightful panel:

Punisher Punches a Polar Bear

It's a classic panel and if you're a fan of Chris Sim's Invincible Super-Blog then you'll see it everytime you visit and see one of the greatest blog banners ever created. There's so much that's fantastic about this panel, the shock on the polar bear's face (mirroring the audience's shock), the dynamic punch that seems to thrust out of the page and toward the reader's face, the red background... Sigh, it's just perfect.



Panel from Punisher: Welcome Back Frank Part 4. Art by the ever amazing Steve Dillon.

Judge Dredd Is Not a Twilight Fan

Here's a tip for the vampires, don't try to seduce Judge Dredd.



Words by TB Grover (Alan Grant & John Wagner) art by Kim Raymond - from 2000AD #396

Deadpool Quotes The Beatles

Hey look, it's Deadpool saying something silly as he clocks a guy!



Words by Joe Kelly & pencils by Ed McGuiness - from Deadpool #2

All Violence All The Time

It's the return of comic panels, the posts that cover a lack of content or inspiration from yours truly. This time I'm going with the theme of punching, kicking, or strikes with a foreign object. I'll start with a classic that's pretty much the greatest comic punch ever:



Words by T B Grover (John Wagner & Alan Grant) and art by the amazing Brian Bolland from 2000AD #227.

I Asked For An Osborn Once And Ended Up Looking Like Sharon

Harry Osborn Is A Hoopy Frood

It's A Meme, I'm So Sorry

So I was tagged by a meme and now I have to post an image. I changed the rules somewhat by using my comics image folder where I chose the sixth folder, the sixth comic within, the sixth page of said comic and finally the sixth panel. All of that led to this bit of helpful advice:



Casanova #6 by Matt Fraction and Gabriel Ba.

If you'd like to join the image posting fun then please leave a link in the comments.

Peter Parker Sure Sounds Different Today

That's because Deadpool is standing in for the original emo kid. Panels from one of my favourite issues of a comic book ever, Deadpool #11 by Joe Kelly and Pete Woods.

Look! It's The Return of Hitman Panels!

You have to click on it or you won't be able to read the funny words.

That Used To Be My Nickname

Don't worry, Merlin recap will be tomorrow. Life's been a bit eventful to say the least over the weekend so I'm running late. Also, I may actually scan some comics that aren't Hitman if you're really lucky.